Silly Boy

Why is it that a man LOVES to practice baby making but when that actual time comes to perform the real thing he cowers and hides in the corner?, or in my case he pretends he's sleeping. SLEEPING! Please, like that's going to stop me from getting what I want. I am a woman on a mission! Although I will admit there is something very discomforting about forcing yourself on an unwilling man. But I'm not fazed by it. I will succeed. Oh yes, I will. I have a secret weapon. He will succumb to me and he will be powerless against it. Whaa ha ha ha!